Monday, March 3, 2014

OSCARS: Why Do You Watch?

by Kate Collins

I'm watching the Academy Awards as I write this, trying to think of some witty repartee with which to engage you, but all I can think of is:

1. Why did that person choose that particular dress?

2. Also the hairstyle?

3. Ditto the heels?

4. Huh. So that's what the actor looks like without stage makeup.

5. Was Harrison Ford on something?

6. What does everyone do when they cut to commercials?

7. Do we really care who wins or do we just want to see the dresses?

What would you add to the list? What do you agree with?

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