Grandma doesn’t particularly like men (or women or dogs or…), so when she decided to write a guerrilla guide for women called Hide This Book: A Woman’s Secret Guide to Controlling a Man, Gertie knew her M-I-L was going to cause all kinds of trouble.
But just try to stop her!
Murder Begins at Home features some insight into Grandma’s rather twisted mind. Yet she’s lived a long time, making her a wise meany. Like thinking women should have their own stash of cash. Gone are the days of hiding money in the cookie jar. Here are Grandma’s hiding suggestions for building a nest egg of your own.
- In your sewing basket
- Tape an envelope filled with George Washington’s to the back of a picture hanging on the wall
- Slip bills between the pages of a romance novel
- Hide a wad in the freezer, but not under the ice cube tray. He uses that
- Stuff them in a feminine product box