Summer is the time of wishes. Dandelion seeds, shooting stars, pennies in fountains, the finding of a sand dollar, or the capture of fireflies.
We’re used to the victorious Super Bowl quarterback telling millions of television viewers that his wish is to go to Disneyworld, but I think that wish is shared by kids of all ages. Any cooks out there dreaming of a trip to the Magic kingdom? I received this email and decided to post it here. Who knows, one of you may win a dream trip based on your culinary talents. I’ll post that on the bottom.
Back to wishes. A friend and I were recently tossing around the “if you had one wish…” fantasy the other day. These are not the world peace kind of wishes. These are totally, completely self-serving and selfish. The dreamer’s wish for his or herself. My friend’s involved a handsome actor and a deserted island. And mine? Oh, I blush to confess it but I’d love to be nominated for an Agatha just once. I don’t need to win, I swear, I just want to be able to call myself an Agatha-award nominated author. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Quite a few of the cozy chicks can say that, but I haven’t had the pleasure yet. A girl can dream, right?
Okay, I did it. Your turn. What’s your single, selfish wish?
A Recipe for a Free Trip to Disney
Between June 16 and August 11, 2008, people are invited to submit their original recipe made with at least ¼ cup of one of the following Smucker’s products: Smucker’s jams, jellies or preserves (including Low SugarÔ brand and Sugar Free products) that has been passed down for at least two generations and an original 200-words or less essay telling the story behind how their recipe makes family celebrations special. Smucker’s will post these traditions and recipes on its Web site and sweeten one family’s next gathering with a five day, four night family trip for eight to the Walt Disney World® Resort.
The grand prize family package for eight includes airfare, transportation to/from the airport, hotel accommodations for four nights, five-day Magic Your Way Tickets with Park Hopper® option and commemorative Disney T-shirts and photos. The top entries will be posted on the Smucker’s Web site on or around September 8, 2008 and visitors to the site will be given the chance to vote to help determine one grand prize winner. For official contest rules and prize details, visit www.Smuckers.com.
I’ll be back next week!
~heather
Question: How does a multi-billion dollar industry increase profits?
Answer: Check out this gimmick ( from BBC News, May 27, 2008).
“New national guidelines in England and Wales will increase the number of adults prescribed cholesterol-lowering statin drugs by an estimated 1.5 million.
Under the latest recommendations, computer software would be used to pick out those aged 40 to 75 years who are considered to be at high risk. The risk assessment would take into account factors beyond high cholesterol, including age, sex, blood pressure, family history, ethnicity and whether or not they smoke. (So even if you have good cholesterol levels, if you have a family history of high cholesterol, for instance, you’re a target of the drug companies.)
Those found to be at risk will be invited to have their risk double-checked, then be given lifestyle advice and offered a prescription for simvastatin, a statin drug. (How harmless it sounds).
About 4 million people in England and Wales are already taking statins. The additional drugs will cost 35 million British pounds ($69 million) annually.”
And guess who will benefit? Not the millions of people who may not need anything but a diet adjustment, but who will, however, suffer the side effects of the statins.
And have you noticed how the “safe” levels for cholesterol, both HDL (the good) and LDL (the bad) keep getting lower? Guess who benefits there, too? Drug companies. And guess what happens when you lower your cholesterol too much (to those “safe” new levels)? Without an adequate supply of cholesterol, your body can’t make hormones. And without the right level of hormones, you are ripe for cancer, among a host of other ailments. When was the last time your doctor told you about lowering your LDL too much? How about never?
Doctors have been so conditioned by the pharmaceutical industry to believe that “the lower the better” when it comes to LDL, that they don’t even know the dangers of those low levels they’re pushing us towards. So, as always, it falls to us to do our research, to be smart patients, to question everything, and to make sure we don’t put any drug in our mouth unless it’s our last alternative. The body wants to be healthy. Give it nutritous food, sunshine, and exercise, and it will try its best to stay that way.
Have a great week,
Kate
After a decade in law enforcement as a civilian supervisor, I’ve seen a lot of things most people don’t get to witness - dead bodies, erased files from computers, missing children, drunks, domestic violence, and thousands of cases – a few with happy endings, many not. Cases either get suspended because there are no further leads, or closed because an arrest has been made, but one thing most departments will never give up on is trying to solve their unsolved homicides.
We have a few unsolved homicides in the history of my department and I hope that someday they, too, will be solved. I’ve had the pleasure of working with the lead investigator, a retired FBI Special Agent whose specialty happens to be serial killers, on several of them. I’ve read the cases, seen the gruesome photos and worked with him to try and find that one small detail that others may have overlooked. I know how serious these cases are and how committed my department is to trying to solve them.
Imagine, then, the irony of my being personally caught up in a homicide investigation with another agency.
I was at the station working when my department-issued Nextel rang. The department issues Nextel cell phones to personnel that need to be available 24×7 and lucky me, I happen to be one of them. I answered the phone and was greeted by a firm voice advising me he was “Trooper Jones” (name changed) of the State Police Major Crimes Unit and “this number has come up as part of a homicide investigation and who was he speaking to?” Now mind you, I recognized this trooper’s name right away because the law enforcement community is a small one and everybody knows everybody else. I knew who he was, but we had never actually met.
Given the jokesters that I work with, my initial reaction was that one of my co-workers was setting me up. I immediately started running names of potential suspects in my mind. Who had I recently played a joke on? Who “owed” me? There were a few…
To play along, I didn’t give my name right away, but asked for a callback number to confirm that this was a legitimate call. You know you can do that, right? Anyone can call and claim to be the police. Our department policy is to always call back and verify the number unless we know the individual on the other end. So I followed policy. I recognized the number Trooper Jones gave me immediately as the Major Crimes Unit. Okay, I’m thinking to myself, one of my co-workers is really pulling a doozey, so my crazy mind is already spinning on what revenge I’m going to exact. A fake pink slip via Interoffice Mail? Nair in the hair gel?
When I called back, I identified myself and where I worked. The trooper seemed a bit bewildered when he found out who I was and that I was with a local police department. The tone of his voice changed which caught me off guard because surely if I was being set up, he’s “stay in character.” At this point, I realized that maybe this wasn’t a joke after all, so I briefly had him speak to my Captain who assured him I did not possess homicidal tendencies. In fact, I’m a pretty laid back person. Then the trooper started to give me more specific details about the case. Turns out a man had been murdered in his home which was also his home business since he was self-employed in the trades.
“Do you recognize the name?”
“Not at all.”
“Could you have called him seeking business?”
“Not at all.”
“Your number appears several times.”
“Impossible.”
“I’m looking at it.”
“There has to be a mistake.”
Silence. I waited for him to say, “You’re right, we mixed up the number” or “Whoops, we transposed the digits,” or “Happy Birthday from your friends at the PD.” He didn’t. He just waited for me to respond.
“I’m going to contact the Business Office,” I said finally. “They have all the call records. I’ll fax them right over to you right away if you can give me the dates and times in question.”
He gave me the dates and times and for a brief second, I had a lump in my throat. What if I had called the victim and just couldn’t remember? I hung up the phone and flew over to the Business Office where, thankfully, the records were still available. That’s one advantage of working for a Police Department — we keep very accurate records of all calls – incoming and outgoing – made on Department paid-for cell phones. And what did those records say? That there were no calls made from my cell phone during the timeframe. Phew!
I faxed the records over with a cover sheet that said, “There must be some mix-up somewhere” and never heard back.
So how did my number end up on the Caller ID records? I believe my cell phone number was spoofed. Did you know that it’s possible to “spoof” or fake Caller ID over the Internet for as little as $10? There are numerous sites that purport “Play a joke on your friends” that can fake the Caller ID source. This was no joke, however.
I may write THE BLACK WIDOW AGENCY mystery series and I may work in law enforcement, but I’d really prefer not to end up on a suspect list…This will definitely end up in one of my books someday…
Author, Law Enforcement Technology & Cybercrime Expert
Felicia Donovan has spent the last ten years as the Information Systems Supervisor at a New England Police Department. In addition, she is the author of the Barry-Award nominated THE BLACK WIDOW AGENCY series of books featuring four women who use computer forensics and state-of-the-art technology to help other women. Prior to joining the Portsmouth Police Department, Felicia was a Technology Coordinator in a local school.
Felicia was the recipient of the Scripps-Howard Foundation Journalism Scholarship and graduated from Dowling College with a Bachelor’s degree in English Education. Felicia went on to become a teacher and has been published numerous times for professional articles.
In 1998, Felicia left teaching to embark in a new career in law enforcement. She is a member of the New Hampshire Police Association, the International Association of Chiefs of Police, Sisters In Crime, Mystery Writers of America, and the International Association of Crime Writers.
Felicia is also the founder and chairperson of CLEAT – Communications, Law Enforcement and Technology – a state-wide group of Law Enforcement Technology professionals who meet and communicate to discuss technology matters pertaining to police agencies. She participates in regular meetings of the NH State Attorney General’s CyberCrime Initiative. Her knowledge of and interest in the field of cybercrime is vast.
Felicia has received numerous awards and recognitions from Law Enforcement agencies for her work. She received recognition from the FBI for her digital photographic enhancement work in trying to identify victims of a child pedophile. In 2000, she received a commendation from her own department for her work in creating a state-of-the-art information sharing system. Recently, she was asked to be the keynote address speaker at US FIRST’s “Women in Science and Technology” forum.
Her latest book, SPUN TALES, has been released to wide acclaim.
Reviews
“…might this series give James Patterson’s Women’s Murder Club some serious competition?”
– Booklist
“This is another strong entry in this polished series.” — Deadly Pleasures
“[A] sharp series debut….Donovan, who has assisted the FBI with her own computer forensics expertise, leavens this tale of female vigilante justice with humor and insider details.” — Publishers Weekly
Websites:
Blogs:
http://feliciadonovan.blogspot.com/
http://blackwidowagency.blogspot.com/
E-Mail:
felicia@feliciadonovan.com
I’m totally cheating today. My brain is still mush from my deadline frenzy (yes, I made it!).
My daughter forwarded me these laws, and they’re soooo true, don’t you think?
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
I have to say I’ve been a victim of many of these laws, and I’d also like to add an addendum to the theater law that if you’re short (like moi) someone tall and big-headed will sit in front of you.
I leave for vacation on Sunday, so unless I get my act together and timestamp a blog, my spot will be vacant next Friday (the horror!)
Have a happy and safe 4th everyone! We’ll be eating birthday cake (my son’s birthday today) and watching the neighborhood fireworks display. Much fun!
~heather

We’ve been hearing more and more about people taking vacations close to home this summer (Who thinks of those fusion words, anyway? I’m so impressed– and jealous). Anyway, when my kids were little and we had no money to travel anywhere “big”, like Disney World, we always did the so-called Staycations, traveling to fun spots a mere two hours from home. It was amazing how much we were able to do, and some of my kids’ favorite memories are from those trips.
Wisconsin Dells was our all time favorite. We went back many times. Also, Starved Rock State Park in Illinois, Fort Wayne, Indiana (to see a real fort), Indianapolis, to the Children’s Museum, Kings Island, in Ohio, and of course, Chicago, to the museums, waterfront, Sears Tower, etc. So much in just a short distance.
What are your plans this summer? Are you traveling far or, like so many, keeping the gas consumption down and sticking closer to home? Are you cutting down on driving, in general? My daughter now bikes to work, which I think is smart.
Any other ways you’re cutting costs? Anyone doing more gardening? (especially with the tomato concerns).
Tell me how you’re conserving this summer.
Have a great week.
Kate, always curious
Oh, my friends, it’s that time. I need a new computer. Mine is four years old and has so many bugs that I’m tempted to call the Ortho man instead of the Geek Squad. I no longer have the use of spell check on emails (which is a HUGE drag even if it has improved my spelling). Whenever I open an Adobe document my computer freezes or totally crashes and I can’t load any games onto it anymore (which is good for writing, bad for mental health). The memory space remaining is so small that it can hold a novella, but not a novel.
As we are getting a new roof in two weeks, I certainly hadn’t bugeted for a new computer. In fact, we’re having the roof in lieu of a vacation (can’t afford both) so I’m already feeling a bit sour. Still, the idea of a shiny new iMac is very appealing, but I haven’t owned an Apple since college and am a little nervous.
Sure, I love the commercials. I love the small size of the hard drive. I love the slick screen. But am I smart enough, hip enough, or able to deal with change in the manner that will be required for me to “defect” from the world of Microsoft to the land of juicy apples?
Please lend me your wisdom, oh venerable Mac users out there. I’m going this afternoon to one store or the other. Should I go to the Apple store? Should I? What do you love about your iMac, iPro, iWhatever! I value your comments!
As I look at that title, I’m reminded of the line in Aladdin spoken by the evil Jafar: I’m giving you your reward…your eternal reward (insert evil cackle)!
But no, this blog isn’t about eternal rewards, it’s about personal rewards. I blogged about this a little bit the other day on my other blog, but thought it had broader appeal over here (i.e., hardly anyone reads that blog, and I’m out of ideas for today).
I finished the rough draft for Kiss Me, Kill Me on Monday and my head is in that foggy place similar to tunnel vision as I do revisions to make the book, well, readable.
But I did manage to find time to buy myself a little reward for finishing the book. A book. The newest by Jane Porter, Mrs. Perfect. Which is…perfect for me as I’m loving women’s fiction right now and trying to find a home for my attempt at one.
And it got me thinking. About rewards. I know I’m not the only one who does this—rewards myself for the little things. My good friend Sharon Short rewards herself when the first body appears in her manuscript. She treats herself to sushi and a movie. I’ve adopted this policy, but get Chinese food instead as I’m not a sushi girl. (This was a great policy in Weeding out Trouble, when the body came at the end of the first chapter!)
How about all of you? Do you reward yourself for those little accomplishments in life? With what? Food, jewelry, books?
~heather


