By Heather Webber / Heather Blake
Earlier this week I was thinking about what to blog about, and was coming up with nuthin’. Nuthin', I tell you.
So I did what any desperate blogger would do and went to Google. I typed in “blog topics” and came across a website that offered a random generator of blog topics. (Insert hallelujah chorus.)
First topic? Best American Zoos.
Okay, well, I’ve only been to a couple of zoos. The National Zoo is nice, but I prefer the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens. Really, the flowers are amazing. Zoos kind of upset me, though, if I’m being honest. I like seeing the animals, but get sad seeing them caged up.
Next topic? George W. Bush’s love life.
Yeah, no way. Not talking about that.
Next topic? Foot fungus.
I kid you not. What can I say about this, other than I’ve never had foot fungus and hope I never do.
-Chord symbols. Hmm. I’ve got nuthin’.
-Back pain causes. Don’t get me started on my back troubles.
-Nintendo DS or PSP. Huh. Well, in my family, we have both. Kids use DS much more.
-The Geneva Convention. I’m back to having nuthin’.
-Sleep paralysis. I don’t have anything on this, but would like to know more. Sounds fascinating.
-Old movies that rock. Aha! This is a topic that I love. But I think I’ve already covered it.
I could keep on clicking on that generator—it’s kind of fun, but this blog would suddenly get very long. If you’re interested in checking it out here’s the link: http://www.blogtap.net/blogtopicgenerator/
And if there’s a blog topic you want to suggest, let me hear it. Just as long as it’s not about George W’s love life.