Friday, October 21, 2011

Hot Topics

By Heather Webber / Heather Blake

Earlier this week I was thinking about what to blog about, and was coming up with nuthin’. Nuthin', I tell you.

So I did what any desperate blogger would do and went to Google. I typed in “blog topics” and came across a website that offered a random generator of blog topics. (Insert hallelujah chorus.)

Happily, I clicked the “all” button for topic genres and then clicked “generate.”

First topic? Best American Zoos.

Okay, well, I’ve only been to a couple of zoos. The National Zoo is nice, but I prefer the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens. Really, the flowers are amazing. Zoos kind of upset me, though, if I’m being honest. I like seeing the animals, but get sad seeing them caged up.

Next topic? George W. Bush’s love life.

Yeah, no way. Not talking about that.

Next topic? Foot fungus.

I kid you not. What can I say about this, other than I’ve never had foot fungus and hope I never do.


-Chord symbols. Hmm. I’ve got nuthin’.
-Back pain causes. Don’t get me started on my back troubles.
-Nintendo DS or PSP. Huh. Well, in my family, we have both. Kids use DS much more.
-The Geneva Convention. I’m back to having nuthin’.
-Sleep paralysis. I don’t have anything on this, but would like to know more. Sounds fascinating.
-Old movies that rock. Aha! This is a topic that I love. But I think I’ve already covered it.

I could keep on clicking on that generator—it’s kind of fun, but this blog would suddenly get very long. If you’re interested in checking it out here’s the link:

And if there’s a blog topic you want to suggest, let me hear it. Just as long as it’s not about George W’s love life.