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    Quotables

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    “Have you ever heard of Aristotle? Socrates? Plato?”

    “Yes.”

    “Morons.”

    Quick, can you name the wonderful movie from which those lines originated? Bonus points to the first one who gets it right!

    Christmas break, two weeks of much-needed time off, provided my family with the opportunity to watch a lot of our must-see-over-and-over-again movies. The ones we all love for various reasons, the ones that never gather dust on the DVD shelf.

    It’s become almost a game around here, who can remember the most quotes, who can pull one out when a) least expected and b) yet totally appropriate for the situation we happen to be in. Like, for example, if we see a rabbit hopping through the backyard and one of the kids say, “Oh, it’s just a wee little bunny.”

    Some of you may recognize that line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one of the more, ah, creative endeavors to come out of the 70s. It’s like a train wreck, that movie, and I can’t look away… (My favorite line: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.” My favorite scene? A background shot of a man trying to tie coconuts to a swallow.)

    How’s your Adam Sandler knowledge? Know this movie?

    “That’s two thus far, Shooter.”

    “Good, you can count.”

    “And you can count on me…waiting for you in the parking lot.”

    That scene from Happy Gilmore makes me laugh every time. As does almost all the scenes in Aladdin, a Disney masterpiece, full of witty dialogue and great characters, especially the Genie:

    “Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you’re walking out on me? I don’t think so.”

    Christmas break or long weekend or a rare night home, I love when my family (even if it’s not *all* of us every single time) is able to gather together to re-watch movies we’ve seen a dozen (or more) times. But more than that, I love when we’re sitting down at the dinner table a few nights later quoting lines to each other or trying to out-quote each other.

    Those are the scenes I really treasure.

    ~heather

    12 Responses to “Quotables”

    1. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?!?!? What a great, stupid classic 80’s movie!

      I’m partial to the Rat Pack. Think St. Elmos Fire, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles……I won’t go on. And on. And on.

      “I am Arthur, King of the Britains”
      “King of the who?”
      “The Britains, we are all Britains and I am your king”
      “Well I didn’t vote for you!”

      Now I want to go home and snuggle under my blanket and watch movies. Instead I’ll just go take out someone’s stitches…..bummer.

      by debbie on January 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    2. “The Princess Bride”. Theo demands his non-Elvis-related prize immediately!

      Frank Sinatra was in “The Breakfast Club”? Live and learn.

      Nothing busts ‘em up like a well timed “Schindler’s List” quote. Always a crowd pleaser!

      by Theo Epstein on January 11th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    3. Just thinking about the scene in Soapdish where Kevin Kline’s soap opera character is supposed to perform brain surgery but can’t read his cue cards because he doesn’t have his contacts in…cracks me up every time.

      by Sheila Connolly on January 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    4. Thank you Theo for pointing out my faux pas. I meant “The Brat Pack.”

      You will receive the most coveted Fuzzy Elvis Painting I pick up at the Raynham Flea Market. :)

      by debbie on January 11th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    5. The Princess Bride. With the Iocane and the short Sicilian ranting about how he was smarter than everyone else.

      by Marissa on January 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    6. I love one of John Cusak’s earlier films, Better Off Dead. The scenes with the paper boy bring tears to my ears every time: ” I want my $2, plus tip.”

      Also the many of the scenes involving the actor who played Booger: “Buck up little camper, we’ll beat this slope - together.” Or, “You mean this whole mountain is snow? Pure snow? Do you know the street value of something like this?”

      The mother in the movie is riot - you have to pay attention and catch all the little things she does - like boiling the bacon so that it has less cholesterol.

      Another one that we can’t watch without laughing till we cry, Four Weddings and a Funeral. Especially the second wedding where Rowin Atkinson is performing the service. We first saw this just months before our wedding, and my husband and I laughed so hard. We say lines from that scene to each other all the time. There’s just too much to put here.

      Another really funny movie is an oldie that I love - Murder By Death. It stars Truman Capote, Peter Falk, Maggie Stewart and a bunch of others and it is a spoof of all the old mystery/spy/detective series like Charlie Chan, Nick and Nora, etc. Some of the humor is very subtle and you have to listen close, but always a lot of fun.

      by Cathy on January 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    7. Isn’t Plato the stuff I won’t let the kids play with?

      by Mama-poops on January 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    8. Mama poops didn’t allow her children to have toys? That explains a lot to Theo.

      by Theo Epstein on January 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    9. I love in Big Daddy when Adam Sandler spreads out the newspapers for the little boy to pee on. That whole movie is a riot!

      by JB on January 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    10. Lots of classics here! These are all scenes I know and love, too. Except Four Weddings–I need to rent that one.

      Theo wins the bonus points–not surprising since I know the Princess Bride is one of his faves, too. He does have a sentimental side, it seems. Oh, and Debbie, I’m with you on the Elvis painting for Theo. He NEEDS it.

      Funny, but I’m always the one who loses the quote contest. My memory stinks for things like that. Don’t ask me how I keep my plots straight.

      by Heather on January 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    11. Oh, wow—-some of my absolutele favorite movies here. Now, I know why we people found each other.

      Don’t get me started on Monty Python or I can’t stop. Family favorite. We still quote lines to each other. Would you believe I actually suggested a workshop to a large writers’ ;conference on subject of re-inventing yourself as a writer with the title: “I’m not quite dead yet.” I’m afraid it went over the committee’s head. I should sic the Green Knight on them (or what’s left of him).

      Other favorite quotes after the above: “Bad Zoot (sp?). You’ve put up the Grail light again.” (I think that’s correct wording).

      And of course: “Bring out your dead.” (to be chanted)

      Ohhhh—I love Happy Gilmore. “Looks like somebody learned to putt.”
      Still love The Wedding Singer the best. But his newer ones show more of his range. He is SO incredibly talented.

      Oh, and the Princess Bride is a treasure. I adore it. Every line. “I want my father back you s– of a b—–!”

      Aladdin—-non-stop laughter. Of course, I’ve been laughing and loving Robin Williams since he started as a young comic—years ago. Constant non-stop riffs. Sooooo many lines…….so many laughs. If some of you haven’t seen his old movie “Good Morning, Vietnam” give yourself a treat and rent it. Even if they have to bring out from the vault. It is a laugh riot. Watching him do non-stop comedy on screen total improv like he does——-if you love to laugh—-find it. Rent it.

      Ohhhh, and Four Weddings and a Funeral—–absolutely love it. Can’t choose one fave quote but I adore the opening dialogue. When they wake up and discover they’re late for wedding. Only one word repeated over and over while they’re stumbling into their clothes and tearing thru London traffic. One unprintable word and it’s funny as hell.

      Okay—-I’ll stop now. Sorry. As I’ve said before I’m a Flic Freak. Can’t help myself.

      by Maggie on January 14th, 2008 at 1:51 am

    12. I love this quotes game! I’m surprised I didn’t recognize the Princess Bride quote. Guess I am due to watch that movie again. My favorite quote from it is when Mandy Patinkin’s character finds the guy who killed his father…Mandy’s character keeps repeating that now famous line. That actually isn’t my favorite line….although it is up there. My favorite line is after he says it to the 6 fingered man several times and the guy looks at him and yells “Stop saying that!” :)

      Now, if you would quote just about any Brady Bunch line, I’d know it and even be able to tell you what episode it was from. Heck, I used to be able to tell you what episode it was from the opening scene while the credits were still running.

      by Traci on January 15th, 2008 at 3:39 am

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