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    Balloon Wrangling

    Heather Webber Icon

    We’re smack dab in the middle of birthday season (from May to August) in my house. Three down, two to go.

    Birthdays are tough. Sure, I have emotional issues with my kids getting older, but that’s not what I’m talking about.

    I’m talking about getting the shopping done (okay, so maybe waiting till the day before the birthday isn’t such a good idea, but who knew finding the right stuff would be so hard?), making the cake (or pie as it happens to sometimes be with my family), and the worst part of all…

    Getting the helium balloons home from the store.

    I know you know what I’m talking about.

    First there’s the whole walking through the store, my wrist wrapped in colorful ribbons, balloons floating over my head like I’m an in-store advertisement for the balloon department.

    balloon-pic-1.JPG Then there’s getting the suckers into the car. Stuffing them in, closing the door slowly, praying a stiff breeze doesn’t come by causing me to have to hang my head and tromp back into the store and start the whole process over again. (The pic: a view into my backseat. In case you’re wondering, we have a 4th of July b-day here, hence the stars and stripes and Happy Birthday balloon. Oh, and you can click on the pic to enlarge it.)

    Oh, and let’s not forget backing out of the parking spot you’re in. If I were smarter (ha!) I’d learn to either find a spot where I can pull all the way through to begin with, or back the car into a spot (dangerous for me, but that’s a blog for another day).

    Fast forward to driving home. The balloons bouncing all over the backseat, knocking against the back of my head the whole way as if they were serious contenders in a boxing ring. Forget using rearview mirror at all. Can anyone say road hazard?

    Getting them out of the car is akin to getting them in there. Let’s just say it’s not easy.

    However, the look on the kids’ faces (even as old as they’re getting) is worth the hassle. Now the waiting begins until the balloons start to deflate… Just in time to head to the store for the next birthday.

    ~heather

    10 Responses to “Balloon Wrangling”

    1. This was cute. I can picture you getting whomped in the head over and over as you’re driving. Hope his day was greaet!

      by Laura on July 6th, 2007 at 9:55 am

    2. Laura, it was definitely amusing. I’m just glad I had only the two balloons. Could you imagine a dozen?

      by Heather on July 6th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    3. Hazardous journeys in the name of other people: the time I took my two cats to the vet for their first injections, I was foolhardy enough to go by bus. It was crowded so I had to stand the whole way holding a cat basket with two highly indignant kittens inside. In their minds they were doing ‘Escape from AlCAT raz’, with sound effects on full volume. A few passengers thought they were sweet, but each time the bus lurched I managed to stay upright fortunately. And then there was the sight of kitten paws reaching out from the basket…

      On the way back I walked. It took longer, but was worth it. For some reason, now they were deprived of an audience, they were much quieter!!!

      by Rudolf on July 6th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    4. Rudolf, you’re very brave taking cats on a bus! Though I bet the kittens were adorable, indignant or not!

      by Heather on July 7th, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    5. Ahhhh, yes. Kids’ birthday parties. Lots of fun and lots of noise. It’s amazing how loud a group of 10-15 elementary kids can scream when they’re having a good time.

      by Maggie on July 8th, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    6. My son will be 7 in August, right before “our” birthday. We’re having a pirate theme. Oh, the joy. At least the party store is only 5 miles away!

      But I’ll still have the bossy 9 year old and the “bolting” 2 year old with me when I fight with a dozen balloons. Ugh.

      A friend gave me her do-it-yourself helium tank and balloons but the tank is now empty and I have to figure out how to get rid of it. Not so good.

      by debbie on July 9th, 2007 at 8:23 am

    7. Maggie, kids can get loud, can’t they? Luckily mine are older now, but they still love balloons! Who doesn’t?

      by Heather on July 9th, 2007 at 10:49 am

    8. Debbie, arrrgggghhh. A pirate party sounds fun! I bet he’ll have a blast. I hosey you use the 9 and 2 year old as balloon wranglers. Put them to work!

      And did you have to remind me about our birthday? Did you?

      by Heather on July 9th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    9. I do what I can to bring a little sunshine to your day.

      by debbie on July 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    10. I just went on a picnic today with my fifth graders (schools in England finish later than in America!) and the classroom aide. We were in the local park, and went to the playground. At some point I joined in on two of the rides - you should have heard the screams of amusement and delight…thank heavens we were outside and not heard by the principal!

      by Rudolf on July 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

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